I recommend we recruit a guy named Mike Kloser for the FARTS.
At age-47, he’s a little green. But I could bring him up to speed, I think.
We’d have to convince him to jump from his current team …
AB: Is this the year we’ll see someone finally knock off Nike?
DM: As long as Mike Kloser is on the team, I’m not sure anyone can compete with them. Last year I saw him cross the finish line dragging a teammate, carrying two packs, while conducting an interview, all the while making it seem easy. He’s an incredible athlete, and with him on the squad, Nike is practically untouchable in the field. Right now, I’m not sure anyone can beat them in a race of this length.